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Just looking up how me and Lana’s baby would look like.
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98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
(via ruinedchildhood)
Posted on May 24, 2013 via (◕︵◕) with 25,137 notes
Source: ghostgif
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Just as Planned
Posted on May 23, 2013 via The Grey Mafia with 6 notes
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controlled burn
Posted on May 20, 2013 via #Blog with 352 notes
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I’m not a woman, I’m a star
Posted on May 20, 2013 via Here with 7 notes
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(via ruinedchildhood)
Posted on May 19, 2013 via bea's bad blog with 19,859 notes
Source: beesmygod
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Posted on May 19, 2013 via movinkindaslow with 17,418 notes
Source: movinkindaslow
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i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked
(via gamefreak333)
Posted on May 19, 2013 via I'm Chatty, It's Part of My Charm with 80,246 notes
Source: wallylives

